I'm Dirk. I ask you don't call me by name unless we know each other.
This website is bare bones. I don't need it to be anything more, and really, neither do you.
I am an 18 year old guy. Simon-pure Dersite Prince of Heart. I've got an interest in Muppets/puppetry in general, MLP:FiM/horses in general, anime/manga, animatronics/robotics, classpecting, psychology, media analysis, all that pseudo-intellectual bullshit.
If you found this site, I have to say I'm a little shocked. Bravo. You've found the gross cumulative liquid at the bottom of this month's garbage bag.
The sort of things people usually put on their bootless little biography sites tend to be insanely useless. I'm not telling you my disorders, triggers, or any weird personal shit.
I'm a generally unpleasant person. I have a history I'm trying to get better from.
I'm not a kinnie, IRL, DA or whatever words you folks use to describe that shit these days. I'm just the guy from the comic.
I'd suggest you didn't make contact with me. If you find my socials and somehow connect the pieces that it's me, you're free to send me a friend request. I'm not going to be chummy with you, expect me to ask what you want. I'm not one for connections.
On that note, I want absolutely nothing to do with "proshippers." I think you're disgusting.
Take some song recommendations while you're here.